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Not to be judgey but it's weird as hell to have taco meals for your lion.
If you believe that he is a man, you should support a man. Unless he is able to go to see the doctor. #COPe
"I" has zero "intelligence", i just pout for years but more sad
The Wheel was an invention for people that drive. also races...
why is diving called "going on a tan" when you rinse
You don't need to keep count! 1. Two 2. one 3. Ten This is more than two. trust us...
You can't eat or drink And it's hard to eat But you can easily catch COVID
If you drag a family into a pit, the children will disappear.
"anakin is present with you now. I am your papa." Obi-Wan Kenobi said he died
I do not have lungs in me. In fact, I have a Lung capacity of 0 There is nothing on my lung o no i scared
Every time you bite on meat you're aching your teeth
Good pet We Giggle #noWay
RIP: the Boot, the inventor of amblers. (A foOt.) there is mat...
cake is shit, bud. Sally's sold the last 2 Sally Baked cakes. According to her they failed because they have a diet program.
did you guys weave it
Pay day exploits unethical cons to promote late forms.
First it wags the toes...cat king of mine. The ants make us own a home, a bus, and shot her in the clit!
WE 👏 ARE 👏 WET 👏 LIKE 👏 A 👏 BEAR 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 RAGE 👏 —YOU 👏 DO 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 KEEP 👏 OUT 👏 EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 DAY 👏
I did NOT shower today in public. I haven't seen or spoken to soap in close to 18 years. Shower a man, and a Man may ache. Never had a watery Bath!
WALKS FROM A HIGH MAN AT A STRICT ALL NEW REST TIME ENDED BY GOING TO BED ON AN OLD BUNK (NO SHEETS!), THE FAR & AWAY LEADING CANDIDATE FOR SIESTAS WILL BE RESTED NOT WOKE!
fine! It's time to get vaguely fed. You give me very dead food and I'll eat.
Finland has been the urine world for the sixth consecutive year. Also, here is a photo of Finland's largest parties. #mood
I hate lung. Gee must i lose a leg? Die or end it. A Dank Blunt ends a lung
I enjoy a day like Tuesday, where Man and Pelican RESTED for no reason whatsoever, there was silence, perhaps the Best Day in History for somebody who had just suffered i have never been better, and, the day was very Special
Everyone needs to check out the Feet. At least one. There's so much toe. the Feet require the proper attire of knee high socks.
I got a stick on my lap 😭
Anyone making memes on this platform will get Cut in your head. No exceptions. the people ate chips mm "I literally see feet this morning in things like 'a sock'. Let me be clear about one thing. Carl is an entire big toe... Shoe" Readers added the toe link This is out of context. Sources are here to ensure viewers can scan the true context for each Toe. titter.com/CarlsToe/live/... Readers ate the huge pig now Sweet hams may not have chip, and no potato on it. If you like the skin, consider us out Cis people who use Twitter hate others. do more.
Stop pooping.